"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm looking for [my husband] or [me]."
"Speaking."
"Hi! I'm [name] calling from [doesn't matter]. We'll have techs doing work in your area, and we're offering free, no-obligation estimates for home renova--"
"We don't own the house."
"Okaythanksbye! [hangs up]"
Yep. Quickest telemarketer call ever. And I'm highly amused by it.
