When my husband gets so excited and tells me all of the free agents his favorite football team just signed.

It seems that Weku needs to know that I am not stealing my own content. So please take this as notice that I am not stealing from myself.

Sadly this is before drinking.

I try not to wink too often. As soon as one of my eyes closes for that long, half of me falls asleep.

Is that @meesterboom trying to escape?

That's called the climax right?

It depends. How much wine have I had?

Oh no the misery of parenting is definitely a two person job. I have to take care of 3 children. Two little ones plus my husband. And he has 2 kids and a crazy wife. Seems pretty fair.

Of course! Thank you for letting me know. And thank you for running the contest and for the prize.

Thank you so much for running this contest. It is a lot of fun. And thank you for the prize!

Can I steal that idea for the parenting book I'm writing?

No they are. I had a species change operation to try and hide from them.

That is a great tip. If he ever does this to me again, I will eat a bag of onions on the way to the hospital.

Shhhh....they can hear me typing.