progress

I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teenager, I stole a car and drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I just shrugged and said, “Hey, progress.”

Boy, did I have a lot to learn.

_{- Jack Handey. Last Word, Omni Magazine, 1983}

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