manta

Sometimes I wonder if I’m sexy enough when I walk into a singles bar with my “fashionable” shirt, “fashionable” slacks and a big new rubber manta-ray helmet. I can’t help wondering: Do women want to talk to me for myself, or do they just want to get a feel of that nice rubber manta skin?

_{- Jack Handey. Last Word, Omni Magazine, 1983}

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