baby shark

I wouldn’t be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn’t a person, because that would be too small. But there’s a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy—something like that.

_{- Jack Handey. Last Word, Omni Magazine, 1983}

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