Attention Steemit Shoppers!
This Man coming at you
Live!
Feast your eyes upon the trending page, funny tag. This Man is so nice, he's soon to be there twice! This Man can now rest easy knowing you all love him very much.
This Man has noticed another trend. There has been a lot of talk about pornography. This had This Man concerned and thinking about it all night.
This Man woke up with a strange feeling on and around his gut, so This Man decided to produce an image depicting what was on This Man's mind at the time.
This Man is certain many men and women can relate to what they're about to see. This Man believes this occurs every morning many times over, all around the world.
Presenting!
The Famous Countdown!
Morning Wood
This Man will now take a bow.
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