Michael Jordan Needs Help Selling His Mansion!

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Michael Jordan has a 56,000 sq foot mansion outside of Chicago.

He's been trying to sell it for almost 7 years!

He even cut the price in half, from 29 million to 14 million...

...but still no takers!

Even though the original door from the playboy mansion is inside:

Even though there's a basketball court inside:

Even though he used to invite his Chicago Bulls teammates over to workout in this very same private gym:

Even though there's an infinity pool with a random grass patch in the middle:

Even though this gate his customized with his #23:

Even though there's a piano room with really nice natural lighting:

This cigar room:

And even though there are 19 bathrooms and 9 bedrooms. It still hasn't sold.

Here are some creative ways they've tried to sell the house:

🏀Give a pair of every Air Jordan ever made to the buyer
🏀Make a high-quality video tour of the inside of the house, getting tons of views
🏀Making a video in Mandarin and targeting Chinese people, because apparently they love basketball and we all know they love to buy land up all over the freaking world.

I stumbled across this listing after falling in the rabbit hole that is the internet.

Who knows what I originally opened that presearch tab for.

But it ended with me feeling like this 6-year zillow listing was challenging me to do something about it.

Most likely I won't.

But in my head, it's fun to think of solutions to the "puzzle."

How could I creatively help Michael Jordan sell his house? Would he be down to rent it out as a luxury hotel? Rent it by the day? Charge for tours? Turn one section of it into an exclusive high-class gym membership?

Those are basically my lame ideas so far.

And this idea:

Split his house into shares and sell it at x amount per share, so a lot of people could own a "piece" of Michael Jordan's house.

Is that even possible?

Maybe I should contact him and throw out that idea just for the heck of it. Dibs on the idea! lol

How would you do try to sell it? Let me know in the comments! I'm curious about your answers!

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