In another lifetime, I would've made a good therapist, a very good one. It's just that it's really hard to help someone battle their demons when mine are almost killing me. I always tell people to embrace their demons because their demons have been here longer than they have and probably have more experience.
That might sound like bad advice but ever since I stopped battling my demons, I realize I don't get hurt anymore, just the people around me and I'm happy, well they aren't but I am and that's what really matters.
I love it when people come to me for advice, it give me a sense of belonging, makes me feel like my opinion matters. What I don't like is when they come running back after they followed what I said and things went sideways, makes me feel like they can't do anything on their own.
Some friends who used to come to me for advice have stopped because I give they said and I quote,
"You give bad advices".
I would like to go on record and say I do not give bad advice, they're just bad at following instructions. I tell someone to read the room when we're out in public and they go trying to find writings on the wall.
My friends are like that, bad at following instructions. One of my friends was banned from a play because he couldn't follow simple instructions. He was playing Romeo and the script said..
[Enter Juliet from the rear]
and he did try to enter Juliet from the rear. Now that I think about it, they should've been more clear with the script, you did nothing wrong 
But that's exactly how they are, my friends, and then they blame me for giving them bad advice. I know I might give off a psycho vibe sometimes... most times, but that doesn't mean I don't say the right things too.
The other half of my friends always come back for more advice, they're like sheep that need direction and just like Jesus Christ, I'm here to give it to them although it's a good thing I'm not Jesus Christ, that one sheep that went astray probably would've been eaten by wolves by now.
For the non believers, Jesus Christ was a guy in the bible that gave really good advice although he mostly spoke in parable so it was hard to understand what he said sometimes but nevertheless, he still gave good advice. Oh and if you don't know who He is, you're going to hell.
One of my best from Him is,
"If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also".
I use this a lot when I slap someone. After I hit them, I'd be like, "that's one of the right cheek, you know what to do", and then I hit them on the left butt cheek, Jesus didn't specify.
Imagine I was the one sent by God to this earth to help guide the people 馃槀馃槀, even I cannot help but laugh. We'd still be in the dark ages.
I see now that they were were right, maybe I do give bad advice but I never give when I'm not asking aside now. Now, I leave you with this...
My advice to you is to never take my advice which means you shouldn't take this advice which means you should take it. I'll leave you in that loop until next time and remember, if it's not from me, it's not good advice.
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