Since the 'old man' found Whatsapp... he keeps sending me random messages. What ...

... can I say about dad... he is over 80 and rumours have been circulating that he's getting married (again). He hasn't been able to tell me (because he knows how I feel about that shit)!

Then he sends me this picture!!

I'm thinking, damn is that my new mum?

Then I realise the message on her t-shirt and realise there was a deeper message.

Or an excuse for him to look at cute chicks without his new fiancee suspecting....

You decide!