One tourist from U.S.A. asked our funny fellow: Any great man born in this village???
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes, A good doctor.
One funny fellow professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...
Funny fellow: built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled, why?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that?s for those who don?t know Swimming.
A funny fellow Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...
One funny fellow went to American Flag shop to buy.
Shop keeper gave the flag.
Funny fellow: show me more colours in this ...
Funny fellow: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Funny fellow: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Funny fellow: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Funny fellow: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- ?1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Funny fellow to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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