News Paper

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
Looking for man with these qualifications:

• won't beat me up
• won't run away from
• is great in bed.
  She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
  The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
  So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
  Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"