This happened today whilst I was cleaning the kitchen!
Glass everywhere; and a toddler roaming the house. Great!
Quickly put on the movie Frozen for little miss to watch and told her to stay in the lounge room!
Couldn't find the dustpan and the outdoors dustpan was soaking wet from the rain. Fucking great!
Pulled out the vacuum cleaner and got on with it!
All I could think was: I wish I had a fucking glass of wine to help get me through cleaning up this mess!
OH THE IRONY!
