A company invited me for a interview.
So I went to a cafe to review some notes before hand.
A lady in the cafe asked me 'Are you from the council?'
I said no. I have a job interview just up the road there.
She said ohh good company ect ect....
Then she said what's the position?
I said manager.
She said OH One of them dick heads eh!
I said Absolutely not!
How are you suppose to achieve a high performing working culture if your a dick head eh!
And I left.
The interview was going good until the director asked me.
Ok next question ' How bad can you be?'
I said excuse me?
He said ' How F##king BAD can you BE!
I said 'I don't understand the question'
And I asked for an example.
He then said 'OK there is over 3000 bastards out there who F##cking HATE ME! So how bad can you be?
I went hmm But how are you going to achieve a healthy productive business if you lose your best staff and have a workplace ruled by fear?
He said ' I don't give a shit!'
But we would like to offer you the position and we will train you.
I said 'I don't want lessons from the dark side thank you very much. But thank you for your time good bye.
WTF
I would of done a good job there if wasn't for the dark side.
Nevermind I'm still looking for my perfect job.