What you are about to read is 100% true and occurring at the time of writing.
I am traveling in Seattle for work. Today is my 1st day of the job and I lost my ID.
Let's recap.
A few moments ago, I was driving around looking for food and stopped to get water at a 7 eleven. The cashier asked for ID and I couldn't find it in my wallet nor my pants pockets.
Where did my ID go?
I turned around as if I had sudden shit my pants and left. Shit has hit the fan.
I traced my steps back and realized that I must have dropped it while working today. When I checked in earlier, I took it out of my wallet to show security and I never put it back in my wallet. I just placed it into my pocket. It must have fallen during the millionth time I took out my cell phone.
So it's an earlier start for me tomorrow as I retrace my steps.
What the flying fuck am I going to do? There's still 4 more work days ahead of me. Guarentee overnight my passport over from my brother in New York? Attempt a ID-less TSA identity check? Or wish me up some holy spirit that I'm going to find it? Stay tuned!
