The Gravedigger
"... He kept digging deep into the earth. The corpse he intended to bury was as stiff as a piece of wood.
He tossed the body into the pit, then shovel'd the dirt back over it, pleased with completing his task. He placed a headstone upon the grave to identify the deceased.
'I have buried it now! I have finally buried it!'
He cried out like a madman. Just then, the moonlight broke through, illuminating the headstone which read: 'The Inflated Ego of the Gravedigger'."
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