TETHER TO THE MOON MAY 2018?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...

Tether. It's Cheap, It's Hot. It's an altcoin.

*Note- if you don't get that this is a spoof article then...

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Tether's been around the scene for some time now, just waiting. It's a strong proposition. They want to create something to do with the USD, or some shit. I don't know, I really don't care because all I know is that USDT will be the biggest opportunity in 2018. SERIOUSLY! THIS COIN COULD MAKE YOU A MILLIONNAIRE -with just a small investment of $1 million.

I've been watching Tether for some time, and all I can say is that they have it all.

Great team:

Great Whitepaper:

Great Credentials:

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What more could you want from a coin?

On top of this, looking at its very complex and in depth coinmarketcap statistical stats we can see that it's CHEAP AND HOT!

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$1 is a bargain, it wont be long before we see tether rise and rise and rise and rise, lots of percentages. Maybe even 10000000000% rise this year, but disclaimer of course nobody knows... So it's cheap at $1, forget about the market cap, thats bullshit, all we care about is the $1 tag. Buy 1000 of these babies today and you'll be wiping your arse with $100 bills in 10 years, absolute 0% guarantee! It's also HOT, but only because I said so, no other reason. If you don't like it invest in something else that's gonna lose you money, like BTC or LTC or any of the other good coins...

On top of this amazing cheapness and hotness, the technical technical analysis has shown a lot of room for growth. I am an amazing technical analyst who analyses things technically and is technically very good with technical things.

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As you can see from this chart, with the closing triangle thingy USDT is heading for some meteoric growth! Those circles denote volume or wicks or something that tether has that will make it technically grow. If we look at the next chart you'll see the amount of room tether has to grow!

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THERE! PROVEN.TETHER HAS SO FAR TO GROW IT CAN ONLY GROW> Thats how it works right?

From these charts, and my very technical technical analysis I can confirm that Tether will have a gain of over 1000x by the end of MAY! NO JOKE, this cannot be guaranteed and its totally ludicrous. BUT BELIEVE ME I AM CRYPTO WIZARD.

So there we have it folks, tether to the moon 2018.

(Thanks for reading guys remember as a disclaimer this was a spoof article and thus anything said is not serious)