I can bet a lot of people do have this as one of their addiction but not sure if it's funny for them but it is for me, well kinda lol. I still wonder how some people live without having this addiction though, yeah... Some people don't have this addiction, they actually hate this addiction.
Okay, let me stop beating around the bush and say it already... I'm talking about being addicted to sweets.
Yes, taking sweet is an addiction to some of us if not all and that includes myself... I'm just going to focus on how this is a funny addiction to me.
Any of us would agree that taking too much sweets isn't healthy for every human except you are a hater and in need of sugar in your system (How do people even let that happen to them anyway?). Well, I'm one who knows very well that I don't need too much sugar and I don't need to be reminded.
But guess what! I am addicted to sugar that I have gotten used to hearing those reminders and still go ahead with the amount of sugar I want to take... Too much sugar.
Who uses sugar for a cup of tea that is sweet already?
I'm number one in that and please don't ask how many cubes of sugar I use for a cup of tea... Who knows? Maybe you take way more than I do 😂 (Trying to reduce my punishment here).
Okay, here's a little funny story about my sweets addiction...
There was a day I was having a very painful stomach ache... You can guess what the cause was, I had too much sugar through the month and it was time to face it during my monthly flow. Any lady who experience abdominal pains during her menstrual flow would get what I mean.
It was so painful that I couldn't move from a place to another, I had to bend like an old woman to get some things around my room (I was alone so no one to boss around). I won't lie, I cried a bit (or maybe a lot? 😢) but here is the funny part.
My friends came visiting and was pitying me for what I was going through. One of them asked me what I wanted to eat because they could guess easily that I had not gotten anything to eat... I never liked eating when I'm on my monthly flow but it isn't because I don't feel hungry, it's because I'm scared the pain would get worse.
But after my friend asked, I answered almost immediately as if I had planned what I wanted to eat in mind before the question popped up. You won't believe what I told her I wanted, don't laugh...
Meat pie and cold soft drink
Who orders for that when in a pain that those stuffs caused? Me! And I didn't care, I made sure to finish the snack and drink then guess what I did after... I took drugs to calm the pain that was upcoming.
It may not seem funny enough but in reality, you would laugh at me so much (my friends actually did) but I wonder why they didn't stop me from taking the drink at least. I guess I'm not the worse sweet lover.
Well, I finished eating, took the drug and lied down my stomach facing downwards on my bed while I listened to my friends gist about stuffs. I didn't feel any pain thanks to the drugs I took, the end of the flow finally came and I was free.
You can try to imagine how I am after every menstrual pain... Freedom to explore and feed in more sugar. I'm finding a way to fight my addiction though but it's not easy or is it? Do you have this addiction too?
Thanks for reading!!!
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