I think it was my mother who said "It's easy to smile when times are good, the true challenge is to smile when they are not". This short thought has been making laps in my head since Saturday morning, it feels as if Murphy's law wants to make his existence noted.
Phone rings...
It's my older brother Jose, he's been driving my car for a week since his is in the shop needing some major repairs he can't afford at the moment.
@olderbrotherjose "Hey, you remember when your power steering went bad?"
@meno "Yes of course, it got fixed... What happened this time?"
@olderbrotherjose "I don't know, something made a loud noise... the car won't turn"
@meno "Did the belt pop? Did you open the hood? or is it the pulley? Don't tell me what its the pump's pulley again!!"
@olderbrotherjose "I have no idea what any of those things are... you gotta come take a look at it"
Prognosis/Assessment.- I love my brother, but he needs to be slapped. Chances are the car is toast, he described smoke, weird sounds, it probably overheated so much it killed the hamsters inside the engine.
My actions.- None at the moment, considering driving it into the ocean, but no can do, it won't drive.
Let's check my outgoing shipments
I currently have seven product packages in route to Brazil, none of them have passed customs yet, so I call for the 600th time. After surfing through the automated system I love so much (sarcasm implied).
@meno "Yes finally, I need some have I have these packages I sent internationally beginning of December and there is absolutely no updates on the numbers"
@phoneoperatorladyperson "No problem sir, please give me tracking numbers... "
@meno "Ok, no problem they are 92982982982982, 278277822782727 (you get the point) and 923973997329732"
@phoneoperatorladyslowperson "Ok, I'm showing they are in Brazil sir... is there anything else I can help you with?"
@meno "Wait... no... I mean... I know they are in Brazil, the tracking numbers have no updated in 3 weeks, something is wrong"
@phoneoperatorladyslowanduselessperson "I'm showing they were given to Brazil, you are going to have to call Brazil"
@meno "Wait, What? I'm calling you because they said to me they have not received them?"
@phoneoperatorladyslowanduselesspersonfakenewsingme "Well Sir, you are going to have to take this up with them"
@meno "Thanks for telling me what I could read on your website... thanks"
Prognosis/Assesment..- I feel hatred in my heart, and what's worse... I could be foookd.... It's impossible to deal with these people, it's painfully painful and it gives my headache a headache.
My Actions.- Tylenol and coffee, in no particular order... I must resume the phone battle soon, I don't want to, but I must.
Let me focus on cryptos then, I thought...
inner voice: "Ok, Ok... remember what mom taught you @meno remember... "
talking to myself: "Yes, Yes... Thank you me, I remember now... "
There!!!