JDawg!!! Awesome to see you man!! And even more awesome for you to bring your bag of snail expertise!!

Imagine a snail hitching a ride on your steel chariot. How very dare it!?

The little lady has been on a snail phase for a long time. I am sure it will end... Tell me it will end!!

I do agree with you on the snail pit of dark death. I can think of nothing better!