Dear meow dairy,
Last night I was a baby-sitter. I was watching fishes, they might run away, jump from the aquarium and end up dead, or hurt.. (I really hope they do that.. ) I was really a good cat.
Even play with them, so they don't get bored inside.
After that, I watched some shows on YouTube, but I fall asleep, humans were making fun of me. They will suffer.
After that, I took human for a walk outside.
When humans got frozen, we get back inside. I continue my job on the window. I was watching over the neighborhood.
I'm Batman!!!
And in the middle of the night, I fall asleep. I was so tired. Being a cat is so responsible job. (Not that you can do it better than me, there is no one better then me!)
Because - I'm Batman!!!
Soon.