Viola Steemians! Just thought to share this humor with you. Please be informed that the write up in not intended in any way to blaspheme against any religion. it's just for laughs. Even if you don't find it funny, just have 'pity' on me, pour yourself a glass of water and 'gift' me a laughter that is not from your heart......
It so happened that there was a woman who was renowned for taking naked selfie and posting all over the internet. Her name was Kim, but her surname isn't kardarshian. Tired of her actions, 'God' sent Angel Gabriel to pay her a visit and ask her to put an end to it. He told angel Gabriel: "I want you to go down to earth and give a final warning to Kim. Tell her to stop posting naked selfie as she is making my angels spend more time online than with me."
Image credit: Pixabay.com
So Angel Gabriel set out on his mission to earth. He arrived Kim's apartment and was met by sexy Kim, who ushered him inside.
"What do you want?" fumed Kim.
"I have a message for you from God" angel Gabriel answered. "God wants you to stop taking naked selfie and posting on the internet."
"I can't do that" retorted Kim. "It's naked selfie till I die."
"Then you leave me no choice" answered Angel Gabriel. "It's either you give me three benefits of your naked selfie to humanity, or I will have to take you with me to heaven so you can answer to God. But please be informed, that if you get there, you ain't coming back."
Kim adjusted herself confidently in her seat. "That's okay" she answered. "I will give you three reasons just as you asked."
Then she began:
"First, my naked selfie has caused the internet to break on so many occasions such that the internet manager called to congratulate me. Do you know that he even paid me my commission? Then he encouraged me to continue doing what I know how to do best."
"Really?" asked angel Gabriel. "And what did you do with the money?"
Kim stared at him for a moment, then she retorted: "I gave it to God when I paid my tithes."
Angel Gabriel shrugged and said: "And what's your second reason?"
"Many men have divorced their wives because of my naked selfie. And as a result, I have freed these men from the burden of waking up everyday beside a wife that looks like you."
"What?" angel Gabriel screamed.... "Are you really calling me ugly?"
"No" Kim retorted. "I'm only calling you fat." "Of course I'm calling you ugly. Of what use is your good looks if you can't flaunt it by taking naked selfie?"
Then she moved closer to angel Gabriel, looked him straight in the eyes and muttered: "Now to my final reason. During the last gathering of world presidents, my naked selfie was the top agenda and Donald Trump even threatened to resign if I didn't put an end to it."
Angel Gabriel stared at her for a moment in silence, then he said:
"Impressive Kim! But you forgot to add, that your naked selfie is the reason I've decided to permanently relocate from heaven to earth. I'm gonna have to call God and tell him I am officially resigning from my position as angel."
"No need for that" God muttered from behind, "because I'm already here."
Perplexed, angel Gabriel stared at him and asked: "What are you doing here?"
God smiled at him and said: Call heaven and tell them I've decided to proceed on an indefinite leave. Then he turned to Kim and smiled: "I need more naked selfie as proof to take to heaven."
Thanks for reading and have a Steemitful day! #mayibtalks.
