You should never break the law. However your life is also governed by unwritten rules, guidelines, morals, social convention and habits. Are these rules of life benefiting you, or acting as limiting beliefs? Maybe some of the rules influencing your life deserve to be revisited. For now though, just have a laugh at these weird American laws!
It is illegal to tell a fortune teller where to find buried treasure.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway
When two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Buildings that cost more than $100K must display expensive art.
It is illegal to share your Netflix password.
You're not allowed to sleep in a cheese factory.
It is forbidden to race a horse on a highway.
Illegal to hunt at a cemetery.
It is forbidden to sell coloured ducklings except when they go per six.
No contests where the point is to chase and catch a pig that is greased.
If you start to perform on stage you have to finish your song.
Picnics in cemeteries are not allowed.
You're not allowed to make glue out of dead skunks.
You are not permitted to throw your poop out of a moving car.
You're not allowed to catch a fish with your mouth.
It's forbidden to purchase alcohol during an emergency.
You're not allowed to hang clothes for drying because they are considered devices that run on solar power and you're not allowed obstruct the installation of renewable energy tech.
You’re prohibited from killing any “nuisance species” before 1pm or after sunset on Sundays -- except raccoons, which you may continue to kill up until 2am on Sunday mornings.
You can face up to six months in jail for… selling home-baked cookies.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache in church.
It is illegal to wake a sleeping bear to take a photo.
A frog that dies during a frog-jumping contest cannot legally be eaten.
When tying your elephant to a parking meter, the parking fee must be paid.
Illegal to keep an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays.
One armed piano players are not allowed to charge a fee.
It is forbidden to own an explosive golf ball.
Women cannot cut their own hair without permission from their husbands.
You are not allowed to drive with a bear that’s not locked up in a cage.
You are not allowed to place sheep on a railroad with the intent to damage a train.
Men are not allowed to knit during the fishing season.
You are not allowed to get a fish drunk.
It is forbidden to sleep with shoes on.
It is illegal NOT to drink milk.
It is illegal to whistle underwater.
Slippers are banned after 10 p.m.
"Idiots" are banned from voting.
It's illegal to give a rat as a present.
You're not allowed to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
Sleeveless shirts are banned in public.
It's illegal to send a surprise pizza.
It's illegal to place a coin in someones ear.
It is forbidden to sell dog hair.
You are not allowed to honk your horn near a sandwich shop after 9 p.m.
It's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub.
It is illegal to drive blindfolded.
It is illegal to commit a crime whilst wearing a bulletproof vest.
You'renot allowed to make glue out of dead skunks.
It is forbidden to collect seaweed from the beach at night.
All black cats must wear bells around their necks on Friday the 13th.
Pickles must bounce in order to be qualified as real and eligible for sale.
It is strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.
You can be arrested for harassing Bigfoot.
Women are not allowed to drive a car in Main Street unless their husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
If you have a mustache you're not allowed to kiss a woman habitually.
If you are found stealing soap, you must wash yourself until the bar of soap has been completely used up.
A motorist with criminal intentions must stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It’s illegal for a man to give his fiancé a box of candy that weighs more than 50 lbs.
It’s illegal to attend a public event or use public transport within 4 hours of eating an onions or garlic.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.
Marriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65.
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
It’s against the law to sing off-key.
It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs.
Bingo games cannot last more than 5 hours.
If you cut down a cactus, you could be sentenced to 25 years in prison.
Policemen are allowed to bite a dog if they think it will calm the dog down.
I have combined laws that I have found on multiple websites. I've picked the laws that were most interesting or funny to me and ordered them :) You can check the websites here:
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/weird-state-laws
https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/dumbest-laws-america/
http://justsomething.co/the-22-most-ridiculous-us-laws-still-in-effect-today-2/2/
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/weird-laws-in-america_us_56a264abe4b0d8cc1099e1cd
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/news/g4039/crazy-state-laws/?slide=1
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