Baby, I love you. Honestly, I love you pass my mother and you're the finest thing ever happened to me.
Those are the magical magnetic words that always comes out of my boyfriend's sweet lips. And whenever I go on a visit in his house, he always use such wordings with cool sweet voice. Why? it's because he finds out that am always high in spirit whenever such words protrudes from his mouth.
But, one day, I heard something or will I call it a word or group of words from him to me. Now, my people, I will like each of you to tell me if my imagination and thinking is not good or, maybe, if my reasons are inexcusable. But, mind you, "the gods are not to blame" Hahaha, Eheh nau, am your perfect fellow comedian and your BP normalizer, so, you should make it your priority to remain on my side come-what-may. And failure to comply will result in automatic increase in your BP. Meaning, high BP will be your portion. Now, having seen the advantage and disadvantage, let me unveil it.
As I went to visit him, I bought foodstuffs with my money just to prepare his best food for him. After preparing the food, I dished it out and together we ate. While eating, remember, it's his best food that I perfectly prepared for him. So he started hailing me with this words:
My love, the only woman I love. Imagine what my life will look like without you. You're the most beautiful among women and your food is the sweetest among them all. I can't stop loving you baaby.
Hmmmmm, dear reader, didn't you read meaning into his words? hehehe, hoping that you're reading with insight, let's look into those words.
- You're the most beautiful among women
Wait oo, I thought am the only woman he's seeing in this world. If yes, then, why and how did he come to know that there are other beautiful women in this world? To me, he's a suspect. Secondly:
- Your food is the sweetest among them all
Heeey, that's crazy isn't it? Wait o, so he has been eating other women's food? I could remember the day he told me that he detests eating outside (meaning that he can't even eat in a restaurant or hotel) and I've known him as a guy who always cook in his house or as someone who always prepare his food by himself. Now, how on earth will he tell me that my food is the sweetest of all the food women do cook? Hmmm, I can't just believe my ears. That is pure crazy nonsense. Offense number 2. I think, he must have been eating other women's food, that's why he's able to compare and to contrast.
As soon as I heard those words from his mouth, trust me naa, I queried him, threatened to abandon him if he should withhold the truth from me. It's over a week now and he kept on pleading and same time denying that he haven't eaten any other woman's food, but insisting that he's not blind so as not to see beautiful ladies out there. But, the truth remains that am the most beautiful among them all.
Guys, fellow comedians, hiveans and all you my friends and blog readers and viewers, should I accept him back? Does he's claim prove him innocent?
As for the food I prepared for him, while leaving his house, he gave me ×3 of the money I spent in addition to t-fair. Yet, I don't care. All I want is the truth and faithfulness