Lock the gate. I don't bloody care. Let the person go back to where he's returning from. Stupid!!
Ahhh, those are the crazy words of my landlord. But why? What could lead him into uttering such words? How did I retaliate? Did I overly retaliate? Find out the answers to all the above mentioned questions in today's mighty comedy.
From my words above, you'll understand that am about narrating what transpired in-between me and my landlord. I wonder why most of such levels do treat their tenants as slaves. Hmmm. I vowed never to condone such unrespectful attitude from anyone that calls himself or herself my landlord or landlady. After reading my cool reaction, you'll understand my reason for behaving the way I behaved. To me, my behavior is right towards him. But, if am wrong, point out how. Alright, let's goo....
There was this building I lived in. When I packed into the building last year, I paid for 2 years rent since it's their custom here. To put you clear, let me explain small. If you're a new tenant, before you'll pack into the apartment, you must pay house rent for two full years, unless your landlord or landlady is kind, he or she will collect a year and 6 months rent from you which you'll renew before the expiration date. Hope you understand? let's proceed...
After paying the bill, I packed in. One year later, his barrister served each tenant letter. Hia, hehe, what for? My people, the main content of the letter states that the building have been sold meaning that we should pack out. The new landlord gave us only 2 months to vacate. Thank God they balanced us. Therefore, I started hunting for another apartment. Luckily for me, I found one. After much procedures, I packed in. When I packed in, the landlord didn't serve me any paper containing his rules and regulations ooo.
Two weeks later, I traveled to see my guy. On my way home, there was lots of movement setbacks like: holdup and go-slow because some roads are under renovation and construction. Before I could reach my destination, it was 9:30 pm. Anyway, I knocked and knocked, yet, no response. I kept on knocking until I heard my landlord's voice demanding to know the person knocking. I told him am the one. Then, he replied with a commanding voice:
I dare not open this gate once it's pass 9pm, you can go back to where you're coming from. I don't bloody care. It's a rule and must be carried out. And am sounding it as a warning to all the tenants in this roof now because am aware they too are hearing me.
Ohhh, hehehe, hmmm, instead of arguing with him, I kept on pleading. Yet, my landlord gave me deaf ears. At the end, I slept outside, inside one dirty shop because I don't have any friend living around this my new area. Ahh, mosquito really ate me. If I should say they bite me, it's under statement. When he opened the gate in the morning, I went in. Hey, my soup spoiled. Out of anger, I made my own plan so as to retaliate. Thank God, all the tenants share same mind. My target really worked.
Weeks later, he travelled with all his family to a place known to them. On their way back according to him, his car Tyre explode and he was not with his spare tyre. Before he could find a mechanic to fix the issue, it was already 7:30pm. The mechanic finished the work by 8:30 pm and that was also when they zoomed off. Thank God, they were still in another state then. Before they arrived, it was already 11:00pm. By 9pm, I locked the gate. Thank God, he doesn't have any special gateman.
When they arrived, he beeped his car horn thinking that one of us will open for him. Unfortunately for him, none of us gave him attention because all other tenants were angry over that his wickedness to me. My people, my landlord and his family slept inside their car beside his gate till morning. That's good, isn't it? Do you wanna blame me? Is it not my landlord's wish and will I carried out? Hahaha 馃ぃ, at least, their soup, rice and sauce also spoiled. 馃ぃ