JOKE NO 1
A child was weeping bitterly. His father asked,
"Why are you weeping Sonny?"
"Give me a rupee first, then I'd tell you."
"Here's your rupee. Now tell me."
"I was crying for a rupee only!"
JOKE NO 2
A child laugh uproariously seeing a fat man sitting on an elephant. The man on the elephant objected: "Haven't you seen an elephant?"
"But never an elephant over an elephant."
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