Over the course of 10 minutes, I have rapidly learnt to live on the sea, gain 2k lbs, eat krill, and be considered a mammal fish by various marine biology institutions
This has spurred some attention to my "Whale" status as well as many questions as to how I reached this stage.
"How to Whale" is a series of articles where I will be candid and open about my ongoing life as one of the biggests and largests creatures alive
TL;DR: There is obviously a shortcut, a magic pill and some illegal and radiactives experiments that have helped me to be how I am now.
I will be relatively harsh and direct in my advice as I was equally hard on myself getting to where I am today. Living without money and other material human worries and extreme expense control were only the tip of the ice berg when I started out.
I also do need to stress that even during my pursuit of freedom, my non-existent principles as a WHALE being always came first and this is obviously a Pinochio-ish story. I have always believed in giving, helping and the benefits of good Krill.
3- The Krill Diet.
When I was born, I was born in the wrong body. I was born as a human. But inside me, i was feeling as a whale. How I became an actually whale, that is for another day. But today's lesson is another. It has to do with the food that us eat. Krill. Not krillin
Krill.
Where you can find krill?
1.Inside A Whale
In The Deep Blue Sea.
That is the most sure way to find krill. Unless a shark is near the area. Then you will be probably dead asf.
Krill Mafia
Go into clandestine ways to find krill. The Krill Mafia. How you can do this successfully:
1.Learn Krav Maga
2.Fight some Yakuzas
3.Fight and Punch the Heck outta the boss
4.Now you have your krill and you're a LvL 99 Mafia Boss.
THE DOSE OF KRILL
The average blue whale eats around a hundred thousand krills every day.
So you must train your eating habits before arriving to that insane amount of small animals a couple of years.
I did it on 1 nano-second, but that is because I went into darker experiments to accomplish that...