Over the course of last 10 minutes, I have rapidly learnt to live on the sea, gain 2k lbs, eat krill, and be considered a mammal fish by various marine biology institutions
This has spurred some attention to my "Whale" status as well as many questions as to how I reached this stage.
"How to Whale" is a series of articles where I will be candid and open about my ongoing life as one of the biggests and largests creatures alive
TL;DR: There is obviously a shortcut, a magic pill and some illegal and radiactives experiments that have helped me to be how I am now.
I will be relatively harsh and direct in my advice as I was equally hard on myself getting to where I am today. Living without money and other material human worries and extreme expense control were only the tip of the ice berg when I started out.
I also do need to stress that even during my pursuit of freedom, my non-existent principles as a WHALE being always came first and this is obviously a Pinochio-ish story. I have always believed in giving, helping and the benefits of good Krill.