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Raised by my uncle on a farm. Just found out my father is the guy who killed my mentor. Also, he cut off my hand. I still think he might be a good guy though.
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2017-06-14 01:08
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RE: I AM A VICTIM OF FAKE NEWS!
Beats me, but he sure likes to whine like one! It must be hard to be the bazillionaire leader of the most powerful government in the galaxy, but he still cries about fake news?!?
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RE: Aunt Beru looking to connect with Star Wars Steemians!!
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RE: Crypto Star Wars Episode 1
This is fake news and is clearly the work of the dark side! I have responded here.
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RE: Aunt Beru looking to connect with Star Wars Steemians!!
@bonniepiesse don't bother with that guy. He's a wampa's ass.
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RE: TFW Your Dad Captures Your Friends, Murders Your Mentor, and Steals Your Childhood
That was a dark time in my life. I don't like to talk about it
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RE: Darth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails
Eddie the Eagle had more athletic ability in his right pinky toe than my father will ever have.
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RE: Darth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails
This post was bought and paid for by the Russians! Propaganda and media manipulation!
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RE: I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.
AS. IF. DAD! This is totally bogus. You're just using the press from this to distract from whatever crazy scheme you've completely botched this week!
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RE: My Father's New Master and Empire
Welcome to the light side
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RE: Aventures et Mésaventures avec les Bitcoins
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RE: /end_2017
You thought your New Year was good? I got to party with these guys! Yep, Jimmy, Frank, George, and Pickles sure know how to throw a rager.
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RE: Aventures et Mésaventures avec les Bitcoins
Ahhhh! Est-ce que tu parles français? Je suis le meilleur Jedi!
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RE: Who Was the Mysterious Lady of Vix?
I once had a girlfriend named Vix. She was a real fireball in the bedroom!
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RE: Oh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.
I'm just going to look past this awful post and remind myself what a great Christmas we had this year!
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RE: An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!
I do have my own line. I call it Chez Handsome
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RE: A Geeky Dad's Movie Guide to Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) (No Spoilers)
I noticed that you put Empire Strikes Back is your #1, surely that was a typo, right?
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RE: An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!
I'll try to wade through the grammatical errors and logical fallacies, but I already know what you're trying to tell me: I love you, son, come home.
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RE: An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!
I see what you did there, but I would never poke a bear, because I love all furry creatures. Way more than dad, and even better.
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RE: Oh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.
He's too busy trying to distract the media by putting his son on the chopping block!
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RE: An Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!
My super flowy hair wouldn't even fit in his nasty sweaty helmet
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