I must be doing a good job.... I have no work..!

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(this is me in my 'out of work' clothes)

A few days ago, I was honored by being awarded the title of 'The Midwit Czar', in the fantastic new tribe proofofbrain@proofofbrain.

Upon being bestowed the most greatest of title's and responsibilities, I diligently went about my work, looking for any aspiring midwits 'wanting to look intelligent' that were in our midst...

And I haven't discovered a one !... not yet.

Is this because the midwit trembled just knowing of the Midwit's Czars presence?
I like to think so personally - but that's most probably, not the case...

What is the reason then?

I think the answer lies in the name of the tribe.

Proof of brain.
Midwits are fully aware they cannot prove this, so would be an environment they would naturally avoid. it would be too far out of their conformity comfort zone.

Don't get me wrong, though - as the token price keeps going up, the nasguls midwits voracious appetite for wanting more will draw them to the tribe.

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So with this in mind, know this my fellow 'proof of brainers':

I will diligently continue to scour our home for the insidious midwit - and I will expose them through mockery and intellectual dissection - if the try to infest our intelligent community with vapid, empty rhetoric, posing as cognitive function.

I ask all proofofbrainer@proofofbrainer 's to send me any link to any posts that you perceive of having 'some midwittery' going on in our presence.
You can contact me on chat here - in confidence.
https://mewe.com/i/lucylin4
or at.... [email protected]
(a simple verification of authenticity via a blockchain post will be required. This is simple. You contact me , I'll then tell you via email, a random post to comment on. I'll give you the nondescript comment to post, using your hive account - thus proving your authenticity).

This is done to prevent the midwit infestation/ infiltration (both terms apply).

I will investigate and then act appropriately.
(I will also divest myself of my pink leisure wear, while acting in this role).
I'll take them on myself ( so you don't have to)...

Czar? Hussar?

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I prefer the hussar uniform.
So from now on - I'll be The Midwit Czar, but one who looks like a Hussar, ok?

Any account disagreeing with this position re: my choice of attire - will be deemed a midwit by default.

Ok, back to relaxing in my nice pink uniform....


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