Jokes that will make all Microsoft Windows users laugh, then cry. Part 1

Whether you're a Mac OS or Windows user (c'mon, nobody is actually running Linux), you've probably heard at least one Windows joke. Since its initial release 32 years ago, Windows has had quite a few bugs and updates, all of which caught the users at the worst possible time.

1. Biggest lie in the history of the world

2. Apparently my computer at work wasn't having it today

3. Blue screen of death on the mall

4. What improvements could be made to Windows 10?

5. Those f**king updates

6. Windows

7. Clippy! Is that you, old friend?

8. Pretty much guaranteed to crash

9. Update and restart

10. Windows XP nostalgia

11. Today I found out where the Windows logo came from

12. I just wanted some water...

13. Bravery and Internet Explorer

14. Windows being Windows

15. Unintentional modern art

16. My daughter was excited for her first computer homework, but then she had her first experience with Windows update instead

17. I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic

18. Being honest with Microsoft

19. Guess who has homework due at midnight. It's currently 10:30 and has been updating for 10 mins

20. Windows has computer

21. It's treason, then

22. This computer repair shop's Windows windows

23. Convinced tech-illiterate friend to upgrade to Windows 10. Told him it was fool-proof. When he asked how he'd fix it if something went wrong, I said "Nothing is going to happen". He sent me this

24. Windows firewalls

25. Logic

26. When you're home for christmas and it's time for your parents' annual computer maintenance

27. Searching for 'Firef' shows 'Ie' as best match in Windows

28. Nice try Microsoft

29. Oh no, someone forgot to turn the cool sign on

30. Even office urges not to be installed

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