Greetings wonderful followers!

Today I woke up with an entirely new attitude.

I have finally seen the light!

The hills are alive with the sound of the Light Side!

I have been filled with hate,rage, guts and black stuff for so long that I have forgotten why I am so angry. I looked back at some data cards to try and remember and it just didn't make sense.

One moment I was a happily (although secretly) married young man with twin babies on the way. I had a great friend who I may have been a little jealous of... but that was just stupid. She married me. She was having my babies. That is no reason to be filled with unstoppable rage.

The next thing I knew, I was murdering a room full of younglings. I seriously have no idea why. I wish someone would have taken the time to coherently explain why I would become so evil. But alas, these data cards simply don't add up.

I think this guy tried... but he failed miserably.

You see George, people actually want a real explanation of how I became evil.

I don't think anyone knows why I changed from loving husband to youngling murderer. I think it had something to do with trying to defeat death itself but it just doesn't make sense.

So today I decided to let it all go. I am going to reunite with my children and go and live happily ever after.

And then uncle Yoda and I reunited the band. The end.

We are going to make up for lost time. We will do all the things that a loving father and his two younglings would do.

Come on kids! Let's go spend tons of credits on crap you don't need!

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF APRIL YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to laugh at all of you while I Force choke dipwads all freaking day!!!!

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