So i turned 30 today. Happy birthday to me, ey?
Half way to retirement. Half way to telling them kids their music sucks.
You call that music youngin? In my time we listened to Snoop Doggidy dog and Lil Jon. Thats good music for you. Those are the classics.
Shit.... I remember when i watched He-man and Cow and Chicken. Binge watched Dragon Ball Z for the 20th time. Hell, i did that last week. Now i got to worry about my retirement plan, put money on the side for my kids college fund and i havent yet made any babies. Pressure.. Nay... "War of Attrition" with father time. lol That guys a douche. I wonder if i can annoy him into submitting to #newsteem: Spammer!
Ill need to start working on some stories for my grankids. Our grandfathers had Nazis and World War Two. What do i have? I did live through the war in Croatia in the 90s but i remember about it as much as i remember what happened in the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
Oh, let me tell ya boy about how your grandfather got flagged for 20 Steem on Steemit for annoying the whales.
Omg granpappy 20 Steem is worth 36 million dollars now. Thats a hell of a story. Tell me more!
Ill need to work on some stories so i dont end up yelling on the street in 2070:
9.11. is an inside job!!!
I dont want to end up like 
Growing old sucks.
5 years ago i would do 360s, jump a meter up in the air now im drinking knee medicine..
Could run 20km without getting tired. Last more then 20 mins in bed (liar). Swallow 5 hamburgers. Drink a gallon of beer.
My hair used to be one color now its turning slowly grey. At least i can still make fun of bald guys.
Growing old sucks.
Cougars are my own age, curious teens have daddy issues.
A beard no longer works in my favor, ill shave, ill rather be able to say that im 29 then look 45..
Anyways... Now that i read this, it seems, that even though im 30 today ill always be 15. hahaha.
Happy birthdays to me and to anyone that will break into their third decade this year.
Ill see you around. ;)
