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2018-01-18 03:25
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Hillbilly
I really don't understand how Bill and Hillary Clinton dodged the nickname - "HillBilly"
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A family affair
My mate came over yesterday, he was terribly upset. He said he had just slept with his second cousin. I said, "Bud, if it upsets you that much, just stop counting them"
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Forever is tomorrow
I went to my local video store and asked the clerk if I could have Batman Forever. He replied, no, I would have to return it tomorrow
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Diamond things
My mate asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said nothing would make her happier than a diamond ring. So he got her nothing 😂
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Baby blues
This "No more tears" is bullshit. I've already used, like, a whole bottle on this baby and he's still crying
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life
9y
Flat planet society?
Question: Do flat earthers think all the planets are flat or just earth?
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life
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Tall stories
Dear graffiti artists How the faark did you get up there?
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Rip-off
I saw a cool T-shirt yesterday for only $10, but at the counter, the cashier asks me for $20. I say "But it says $10 on the price tag" He says "Ya, but it actually costs $20" So I give
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funny
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The truth about Spongebob
Maybe you didn't know this, But Spongebob is completely self-absorbed
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What's in a name?
Got a cousin who's a lawyer, her name is Sue. Her brother's a mountaineer, his name is Cliff. His brother works in a sweet factory, his name is Chip. Chip's father is a painter, his name is Art. My other
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funny
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a 'little' story
My mate had sex with a dwarf yesterday, but he said that he won't be making a hobbit of it picure courtesy of - lotr.wikia.com
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Nokia 3210
Just put on a jacket that I last wore at a wedding in 1999 and found a Nokia 3210 in the inside pocket....It's still has 2 bars of battery life😂
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sport
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The mercurial Roger Federer
I just watched Rafael Nadal go crashing out of the Australian Open, retired, hurt. Yesterday I saw that other tennis player extraordinaire, Novak Djokovic, also go limping out. While he never retired injured,
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funny
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The real "Mission Impossible"
The next film in the "Mission Impossible" franchise, is just gonna be a movie about Tom Cruise trying to get his car-keys off the top of the refrigerator
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life
9y
A message from George Carlin
I would like to share this message from George Carlin, my favourite comedian ever and a very, very wise man "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers,
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introduceyourself
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loboman introduction
good morning, Steemers, I am Loboman and I write to you from sunny South Africa on the beautiful east coast of Kwazulu Natal, land of golden beaches, amazing wildlife and home of the mighty Zulu warrior.
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loboman introduction
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Trump
Donal Trump wakes up from anaesthetic after an op, "Melania, Melania, did I builded the big walls yet?"
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Bon Jovi
My wife said that she's leaving me for Tommy. It's because of my obsession with Bon-Jovi. I replied, "Tommy who used to work on the docks?"
