I really don't understand how Bill and Hillary Clinton dodged the nickname - "HillBilly"

My mate came over yesterday, he was terribly upset. He said he had just slept with his second cousin. I said, "Bud, if it upsets you that much, just stop counting them"

I went to my local video store and asked the clerk if I could have Batman Forever. He replied, no, I would have to return it tomorrow

My mate asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said nothing would make her happier than a diamond ring. So he got her nothing 😂

This "No more tears" is bullshit. I've already used, like, a whole bottle on this baby and he's still crying

Question: Do flat earthers think all the planets are flat or just earth?

Dear graffiti artists How the faark did you get up there?

I saw a cool T-shirt yesterday for only $10, but at the counter, the cashier asks me for $20. I say "But it says $10 on the price tag" He says "Ya, but it actually costs $20" So I give

Maybe you didn't know this, But Spongebob is completely self-absorbed

Got a cousin who's a lawyer, her name is Sue. Her brother's a mountaineer, his name is Cliff. His brother works in a sweet factory, his name is Chip. Chip's father is a painter, his name is Art. My other

My mate had sex with a dwarf yesterday, but he said that he won't be making a hobbit of it picure courtesy of - lotr.wikia.com

Just put on a jacket that I last wore at a wedding in 1999 and found a Nokia 3210 in the inside pocket....It's still has 2 bars of battery life😂

I just watched Rafael Nadal go crashing out of the Australian Open, retired, hurt. Yesterday I saw that other tennis player extraordinaire, Novak Djokovic, also go limping out. While he never retired injured,

The next film in the "Mission Impossible" franchise, is just gonna be a movie about Tom Cruise trying to get his car-keys off the top of the refrigerator

I would like to share this message from George Carlin, my favourite comedian ever and a very, very wise man "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers,

good morning, Steemers, I am Loboman and I write to you from sunny South Africa on the beautiful east coast of Kwazulu Natal, land of golden beaches, amazing wildlife and home of the mighty Zulu warrior.

IUJIO

Donal Trump wakes up from anaesthetic after an op, "Melania, Melania, did I builded the big walls yet?"

My wife said that she's leaving me for Tommy. It's because of my obsession with Bon-Jovi. I replied, "Tommy who used to work on the docks?"