A rookie secret service agent was assigned to Donald Trump, and on his first day of security detail he was leading the president past a crowd when he saw a man reaching into his jacket and pulling out a pistol. He grabbed Trump by the shoulders and yelled out, ‘MICKEY MOUSE!’
The assassin was so confused by this outburst that he hesitated for a few seconds, giving the rest of the security detail time to rush in and arrest him.
The new agent was then taken back to HQ for debriefing. His superiors shook his hand and said, “That was amazing work out there, very quick thinking, but I have to ask, what made you think of saying Mickey Mouse?”
Embarrassed, the agent looked around, making sure nobody else could see or hear him.
“To tell you the truth sir, I got a little nervous in the heat of the moment and misspoke. I meant to say ‘DONALD, DUCK!’”
Vincent van Trump, self-portrait, 2024…
How is that even possible? Wasn’t he guarded by the best security agency in the World?
🚨‼️ EMBARRASSING: The roof was too sloped and too dangerous to put security there!
“That building in particular has a sloped roof at its highest point. And so, you know, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof”
