Someone has to start making archive of the Great Bud Disaster. Here is my contribution…
No, it was not just a fiasco. It was a disaster of Biblical proportions, and you can even see a legal explanation – WARNING: It’s not funny at all
So, idiots from the Budweiser Marketing Department chose the person for their campaign…
…and then things started escalating very quickly!
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Having a Bud too much…
Paddy and Dylan fancy a Pint but only have a £1 between them. Paddy goes off and buys a sausage. Dylan says:
— Are you mad? Now we're skint!
— Come on, says Paddy. follow me.
They go into the pub order two pints and drink them before they pay. Paddy shoves the Sausage through the zipper of his Jeans and tells Dylan to get down on his knees and suck it. The Barman go's berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Dylan says…
— I can't do this any more, my knees are too sore and I'm pissed.
— How do you think i feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which Pub I lost the sausage in!