Today is the big day — October 31st, Haloween 2019 — Brexit day. Again. And, instead of Brexit, we have a scary elections promise…
Theoretically, it should happen on January 31st, 2020, but as PM has said, it could happen on 31st of November also! Another of the unforgettable Johnson’s statements. Just like the one about being rather ‘dead in the ditch’ than asking EU a delay. Or the one about Brexit on October 31st, ‘no ifs or buts’…
And in case you’ve missed it, after three years of shenanigans, Brits are taking Brexit as a kind of a dark, sickening joke. Let Polly Boiko explain to you all the five stages of Brexit grief:
Duration: 4:05
Big Changes…
Despite everything, there are going to be some changes even before the elections. Nearly 60 MPs are standing down, and House Speaker John Bercow is among them. You know, the one who has been described in a sentence by one disgruntled voter:
“John Bercow stinks, and he knows it — that’s why he is always shouting: ODOUR, ODOUR!”
But the greatest changes are expected from the man who has been consistently, intentionally or mistakenly, omitted from the electoral equation — Nigel Farage:
I know Brexit can be fun watching all the clowns in the House of Commons, but don’t let their show make you forget the most important thing in the UK today: