I do not know about you But every time I switch to the currency of my country from one day to the next, the price goes down, and I put on an equally sad and depressing face, I have to wait for its value to go up. "Sometimes I have so much bad luck", or as they say in my country "I'm salty".
for this round I want to nominate 
contest rules https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-28