Hello Steemians! I heard whispers that my absence from Steemit these past few weeks has been met with confusion and concern from friends and lovers of clickbait.

Just thought I'd step in and soothe your feelings...

No, I have not been abducted by Gwalgians.

I've taken a few weeks off of posting on Steemit to focus on National Novel Writer's Month. This year, I am not actually writing a novel for NaNoWriMo. I am revising a collection of short stories. I know, it's against the rules. I'm an anarchist. What do you want?

No, Intergalactic Clickbait has not been permanently canceled.

And, in fact, the recent political hullabaloo on our quaint planet has given me whole lists of topics to write about. Intergalactic Clickbait syndication should pick back up in December.

Yes, I miss you guys!

But revision is HARD. And I'm committed to minimizing as many distractions as possible until I'm done with this f**@king project IF IT KILLS ME.

So... see you all soon with more gutbusting, totally true articles about what intergalactic peoples are up to.

THANKS!!!