Seven days without a pun makes one weak

Yes, I do love a good aul pun.
There's nothing better to start a day with (except maybe a couple of other things).

I even own a FB page about them: www.facebook.com/thegoodaulleo (and yes, they will make you feel like Peter Griffin.

So, here's some of 'em so you can all start this Wednesday morning with a bit of hate for me!

• I’m always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I’m pretty pun-ctual.
• I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
• Apparently atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
• I used to suffer from a soap addiction. I'm clean now.

... and remember, jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

PS: THAT escalated quickly.

PPS: Shall I post something similar once a week or your ears are bleeding already?