Predictions for 2032 as we enter 2022.

1. Apps have replaced lawyers for most traffic, speeding & parking violations.
2. Lab grown milk is drank more than milk from cows.
3. Treadmills are redesigned for VR and the pads are 360 degrees, with the ability to go linear.
4. The most listened to song on Spotify will be written and produced by a computer.
5. Psychedelics for recreational use are legalized in over half of all US states.
6. The majority of new tattoos will only last 1-5 years due to new tech.
7. The marijuana industry employs over 1 million Americans.
8. Johnny Depp, JK Rowling & Louis CK are no longer cancelled, but Kevin Spacey, James Franco & Armie Hammer are history.
9. Netflix has fewer American users than today.
10. Video editing & production is a more in demand job than programmers.
11. Dan Bilzerian, Elizabeth Holmes & Alex Jones have all gone to jail.
12. The Krusty Krab is a national delivery only restaurant and people can buy Krabby Patties, Kelp Shakes & pretty patty macarons anywhere.
13. We will have the first porn star to become a billionaire. Kim K doesn’t count.
14. Amazon is making over 1 trillion a year in revenue, but Shopify stores have a bigger share of e-commerce.
15. The Simpsons, South Park & SpongeBob are still running, but doing monthly episodes on Disney+/Paramount+ versus seasons.
16. Facebook is making more money off e-commerce than the metaverse.
17. Planet Fitness market cap surpasses 100 billion dollars.
18. Electric cars will make up the majority of new cars sold, but Tesla won’t be the largest seller.
19. The most popular drone will be a small camera that can fit on the back of a phone like a pop socket.
20. High speed rail flops in the US and not one is actually built.
21. Coca Cola stock will be worth less than today adjusted for inflation.
22. There has been a mass distributed movie made about M&M’s.
23. The US doesn’t go to war over the next decade, outside of existing military presences.
24. We don’t have mosquitoes in most parts of the world and malaria/other diseases are down.
25. The entire world has hygienic toilet access, due to Bill Gates water free toilet.
26. Disney is valued at over 1 trillion dollars.
27. Mark Zuckerberg is the richest person on earth.
28. We get a constitutional amendment adding term limits to the Supreme Court.
29. The Pokémon franchise makes over 10 billion a year.
30. The presidential election going on will be filled with immature idiots.
31. Over 1 million people are employed full time via YouTube & TikTok creators.
32. We’re way better off. Statistically much stronger. Probably happier on the inside. We still complain a lot though.

Happy new year and enjoy 2022!