Nah son,
That is the worst sentence ever. Probably why it has the meme vibe stuck to it by now. But people who really mean it, they don't ever actually follow through it, do they?
"I'm going to start exercising" - oh hello March, thanks for saving me from that awful promise.
What I want to say is...
New year, new me boys, gonna be a better person and all that good crap. Byeeeee