"What would you do if you shit your pants in public?"
How can I put this tastefully..?
Pooping your pants is a fact of life. For some people I believe it may be a way of life. You know the ones. You have stood next to them while waiting in line.
Now this would probably be a good place to insert my own photos. But you see readers that is simply not going to happen here today. Who in da fuq would snap a photo of the pants they just shat in? Honestly people. That is just gross. Unless your into that kind of thing? Hey who am I to judge you on your poopy pants? To each his own. But please, Keep your distance, as I have a low poop smell tolerance and may go into a dry heave puke dance.
As you can imagine. Life out here on the road is a challenge. Bathrooms are one of the worst. Availability & Cleanliness being the issues. Most of us have been in this situation I am sure. While traveling bathrooms may be hard to find. And really nasty and not maintained. Multiply that by 10X when it comes to most truck stops. Job site deliveries leave you with the challenges of the porta potty. A nightmare on a level all it's own.
Let me tell you folks who still might be reading this in hopes of seeing my poopy pants. It ain't gonna happen. Good lord what is wrong with you!? Do You really want to see a pair of poopy pants. Get some help will you!?
Has anyone ever told you to...
"Eat Shit and Die"
Well I can honestly say I have. As you can see here by reading this I did indeed not die. Also it was not real poop. The fake cat turds were peanut butter and cocoa mix. The litter was graham cracker crumbles. The fake kitty pee was melted sweet butter. Best birthday cake EVER!
I have to deal with poop out here every day. Not just my own. Sammi Jo as cute as she is has the stinkiest poo of any cat I have ever had to clean up after. "SamSam" is twice as bad as our next stinkiest kitty. From day one Samantha Jo has won the stinkiest kitty foul ass award here at the Pookyville Cat Ranch.
I was going to go in to detail and talk to you all about how I keep a small childrens potty training toilet out here with tupperware containers and heavy freezer zip lock baggies. I was going to go in to detail and talk to you all about my public bathroom phobia. But I ain't sayin shit about all that. No one wants to know what happens out here on the road when it is time to poop. I can honestly say I have never SHAT in my pants.
At least not a full blown let er rip and fill your Depends Adult Diapers shitstorm. But just like you. I bet we have all had to deal with a...
Thanks for taking a ride today with ol' KrazzyTrukker to a destination we all really did not want to go.
