WOMEN WITH THEIR WAHALA...
Wahala no de finish ooh... Do your know that when I was growing up, that was when I was in primary school, then I was so stubborn that I stole my principal cap and i take it home.
Due to the missing cap in my Principal office, he called for an urgent Parents Teachers Association (PTA) meeting the next day, without me knowing the aim of the meeting I informed my mum about it, and she wore the principal cap I brought home to the meeting thinking it was my Dad's own.....
What happens I will explain later…
My Mum Meet Her Old Time Friend
Hmmmm....have you ever experienced when your mum sees her old time friend before? Me I have ooh... it was not really funny for me oooh that day ooh... but for them it was full of fun... but I will advise you in case you see such a situation, try to get a seat and sit down, because you cannot withstand standing with your two legs with their long discussion, because their greetings only may take 15 Minutes before another discussion.
Hmmm...It happen to be few years ago when I came back from school holidays, well as a guy in school I have seen shege promax with hunger as my food item has finish, I was at home before school closed because I was so eager to come back, so after I came back my mum was about to go to the market when she called me Junior..... Junior..... I replied Ma..... At this point she asked me to get prepared that we are going to the market, as it was my first time I was so happy, I wore my clothes and went with her.
So I went with her with a very big bacco bag in my hand following her for her back as a bodyguard, as small as I am, to my surprise, vuu.....m a woman speedly zoomed after me, my mum turning back shouted Kid..... To my understanding I thought she was about calling kidnappers... I ran and jumped into one nearest shop, omo… see me that is guildling my mum at her back ran away.
To my greatest surprise I saw my mum hugging this woman that zoom ahead of me and asking this woman by her Nickname Kidy how are you doing longest time, severally, as a young boy I was standing behind her looking at them discussing Heaven and Earth, from Genesis to Revelation, at the point of I saw my mum and her friend folded their hands across their arms after 30 minutes of discussion I now decided to find nearest seat in one shop to sit down, at that point I discover that is not who that willeth that runneth but who that runneth that willeth, I took my decision within me.
After 1 hour of discussion, they found various ways. At that point I ran to her and told her I had finished with her and ran home as she went ahead to buy food stuff for our family.
Guess…… What Sweet Girls Pass?
As I was growing old, it got to a point that I wrote a Jamb exam and I was able to scale through by getting admission into one federal University in Nigeria, at that point, you know na... Is always fun to have a friend that you take care of as your wife. Back then I had a girl known as Jennifer, in my 400 level.
I will tell you that nothing sweet a Girl passes when she is officially introduced as i introduce Jennifer to my mum, well.... I discovered this immediately when I traveled with Jennifer for my elder sister's traditional marriage at my Villages, so when we got to my village I went straight to greet my mum as the only son she has with my girlfriend Jennifer.
As I get inside the sitting room I saw my mum, she ran and Hug me after greeting as mother and son does there things, she looks behind me and ask me _Who is she" I now rely that " she was the one I was telling you that am in love with" She look at her as my girlfriend greeted her and hug her, then that was when my mum now called her "oh... You are our wife we have been expecting since" to my surprise as a guy man I discovered that she was like make i bath the Goat?
Well... to me that word "our wife" women love it so much that they can do anything to please her boyfriend's mother. Nothing.... My eyes no see, Jennifer weh no they wash plate for her lodge was the one washing the big pot after my elder sister's marriage, well... What God cannot do does not exist yet....
#20,000 Naira was debited from Jennifer Account
After my elder sister marriage, me and Jennifer prepared to go back to school when I overhead my mum telling Jennifer that she credited her account with #20,000 for coming around to assist them for the marriage. At that point as a guy man... I did as if I didn't hear Kobo, talk more of Naira.
We went ahead to board a bus that will take us to the capital city of in Abia state where both of us where schooling, at that point, the driver ask for money as man weh I be na, I took the responsibility to pay for the transportation for both of us, after a while the bus was filled up and we started the journey.
We approached a local checkpoint without me looking up. I was busy with my phone as a guy who loves gadgets alot, when my girlfriend Jennifer shouted and screamed " Why....? Why....? Why....? Looking up in front of the car were some men with Guns unknowing that they are village vigilantes, my mind skipped into my stomach when I looked at Jennifer saying... " ... " Why will they debit me #20,000 Naira to make Nigeria a better place to live in", this message was from her bank.
At that point I look at her at the second time and ask her why shouting like that, then she now told me that the #20,000 Naira my mum gave her was actually debited from her account, haa... that was when I started recovering from the mind skipping I got after passing the checking point, well.... I will tell my fellow guys to fear those gender female, because of #20,000 is the reason she wants to kill me before I reach school.
NOTE: The Wahala represent Problem