Even though big tech names like Elon Musk are constantly warning us about the dangers of artificial intelligence and robots, AI engineers are just like "LOL. Shut up, Elon. You act like we care," and continue to smother us with progressively complicated and advanced pieces of android technology.
This includes sex robots, where these sexual humanoids keep getting more and more realistic with increasingly lifelike features, which is actually terrifying once you get over how absurd and unsettlingly hilarious the whole situation is.
"Is something wrong, darling? You feel tense."
Last year, we found out that there are sex robots that have G-spots, sex robots that have emotions, and just a few days ago, it was announced that male sex robots — fully equipped with male anatomy — that can have non-stop sex until it runs out of battery are going to hit the market later this year.
Oh, and pole-dancing robots also exist. I guess this is the future we deserve.
And now, there’s something completely new in the AI sex world: A sweet-talking, dad joke-telling, super customizable sexbot named Solana, which was just presented at CES during Engadget’s After Hours show a few days ago.
What's sets Solana apart from other sex robots is the fact that she has a face you can peel off like a banana, then pop on a different face and wig for the illusion of a completely different sex doll.
And there you have it. If you can stomach the process of peeling off its face, and if you can live with the knowledge that your sexbot is actually the Terminator underneath all that silicone, she'll be totally reinvented and ready to go.
