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Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, “Get up, Santa was here!” I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML 俺訳『今日、子供に揺り起こされて「起きて！サンタさんがいたよ！」って言われた。起きてみると家のテレビ、パソコン、そしてMacBook

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML 俺訳『今日、スタバで3回注文を繰り返さなくちゃいけなかった。バリスタが私の胸ばっか見てるから。』 シンプルにただ一言。 仕事しろ 今日の使える表現 stare at ～ = ～をじっと見る・凝視する

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my

This article is translated to Japanese from この記事は上記Steemit社ネッド・スコット氏の記事の日本語訳になります。 Dear Steemians, Steemit, Inc. is currently undergoing a structural reorganization which I believe is important to share

Today, I signed for a delivery for my mom and something inside started to vibrate. I can't leave it because if she gets home and it's still vibrating she'll know I know what it is, but if I open it to

Today, my 4-year-old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and spend his college savings on shoes. FML

@sallyfunさんからバトンがブーメランの如く飛んでまいりまして、しばらく休眠状態にあった所を叩き起こされました@katakotoと申します。職業は世界で初めてのプロ下ネタトランスレーターです。 さすがはオーストラリアにお住いの@sallyfunさん、アボリジニ仕込みのブーメランは今回も、見事、僕の眉間のど真ん中に命中しております。 さて、今回のお題は「あなたの好きな街並み」を挙げなさいとの事。

Steemit CEO, Ned氏が暗号通貨初心者でも参入しやすいプラットフォームアプリの立ち上げを発表しました。その名も “Destiny”(仮)

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, “Mommy! Don’t leave me!” Then he looked up at my face, said, “Ewww, you’re a lot uglier than my mommy,” and ran away screaming

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

This article is translated from Steemitblog. Hello Steemians, we are happy to announce that activity on the blockchain has stabilized. Transaction volume has returned and low Steem Power users are now

This original article created by steemitblog. こんにちはスティーミアンの皆さん、大変で長い数日間でしたが進展がなされ、皆さんに現在の状況の最新情報をお伝えしたいと思います。皆さんが大変フラストレーションを感じている事を理解していますし、私たちはブロックチェーンをもとの期待されるレベルの使い勝手に復旧するためできる限り迅速に作業している事をお約束します。

This article is translated from Steemitblog. たくさんのユーザーがハードフォーク（HF20）後に、初めてブロックチェーンを利用した際にVoting Power（VP）が劇的に低下したように見える問題を経験しています。私たちはこの原因を診断し、この問題は5日間以内に解決され、（新たな）ハードフォークが必要ない事を確認しました。 ほんの一時的なものです

皆さんこんにちは！@katakotoですよ。 Steemitに大変革をもたらすハードフォーク（HF20）が無事？終わったようですね。 アップデートの内容は、前回翻訳させてもらった概要通りに滞りなく済んだようですが さっそくいつものように他の方の記事にVoteしようとしたら・・・ で、できない！エラーメッセージにはこう書いてあります。 あなたのトランザクション処理は失敗しました

So, if you are to release your first token in life, what kind of name would you give it? Why would you want to create it? That’s a really interesting question. I’ve never thought of that in my life because

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there’s 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

Today, I was in the shower when I realized that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

Today, was my uncle’s funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML