#idontneedtag

Today, my 4-year-old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and spend his college savings on shoes. FML

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, “Mommy! Don’t leave me!” Then he looked up at my face, said, “Ewww, you’re a lot uglier than my mommy,” and ran away screaming