Today was my last day at work, so I bought the team a cake

Me if these gas prices don't go back down

Leave me alone today I'm an owl

Momlife vs. Dadlife

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M issilent

When it's almost summer and all the annoying creatures are showing up again

Who remembers these mfs?

When I have to admit I was wrong

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Totally thought there were 5 bald guys it that car...

When your girl is wearing glo in the dark acrylic powder...

I said no onion!

Do Not Follow Majority - Follow The Right Way

When you want pizza

We fit!

It's called, "Motivation" people

Man arrested for everything

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