Daily jokes with @jwolf

A crazy man comes to the psychiatrist's office and was making a strange sound:

-Uhuu, Uhuu, Uhuu!
-What are you doing there? The doctor asked.
-I am driving away the elephants.
-Okay, but there are no elephants here.
-You see now? It worked.

How many cops do you need to change a bulb?
One, but it's never there when you need him.

A romanian pedestrian in U.S walks along with a friend when a car passed and splashes him from top to bottom. Of course, the car left.

Romanian, angry: We do not have such a thing in my country. If a car splashes on the street, the driver get down, apologizes, invite you to his house, dry your clothes, give you something to drink.
The guy from U.S: Did that happen to you?
Romanian: No, it happened to my wife.

Which one did you like more?