A Depressed Santa always kept a stapler that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.
A Depressed Santa had a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was chosen.
A Depressed Santa desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It would have been an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.
A Depressed Santa desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awesome. A pint of cider is the thing to select.
A Depressed Santa always kept a can of Tango that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.
A Depressed Santa always carried a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was wonderful. A lava lamp being the item opted for
